Monday, November 24, 2008

Humor me.

This is fun, you will see. Pick your birthday month + day + the color of your shirt...see what funny you come up with. Post yours in the comment section! 

See, I'll go first: I danced with my dog because I'm sexy and do what I want!

Pick the month you were born:
January -------I kicked
February -----I yelled at
March --------I karate chopped
April ---------I licked
May ----------I jumped on
June ---------I smelled
July----------I did the Macarena With
August ------I had lunch with
September -- I danced with
October -----I sang to
November ---I kissed
December ----I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1 -----a birdbath
2 -----a monster
3-----a phone
4 -----a fork
5------a snowman
6------a gangster
7------my mobile phone
8------my dog
9-----my best friend's boyfriend
10-----my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13-----a fireman
14-----a stuffed animal
15-----a goat
16-----a pickle
17------my mom
18-----a spoon
19-----a smurf
20----a baseball bat
21-----a ninja
22-----Chuck Norris
23-----a noodle
24-----a squirrel
25-----a football player
26-----my sister
27-----my brother
28-----an ipod
29-----a surfer
30-----a homeless guy
31-----a llama

Pick the color shirt you are wearing:
white----because I'm cool like that
Black-----because that's how I roll
Pink----because I'm NOT crazy
Red-----because the voices told me to
Blue----because I'm sexy and do what I want
Green---because I think I need some serious help
Purple---because I'm AWESOME!
Gray-----because I'm the mom + I said so.
Yellow----because someone offered me a million dollars
Orange----because my family thinks I'm crazy anyway
Brown----because I can
Other-----because I'm a ninja!
None-----because I can't control myself!


Jared and Jessica said...

OK gross! Mine is:
"I liked my best friend's boyfriend because I'm cool like that."
Why couldn't I have gotten the sexy one! :)

Marie said...

I karate chopped your mom because that's how I roll!

Anna said...

I karate chopped a birdbath because the voices told me to. And I don't see a single thing wrong with that. :)

[BrookeO] said...

I licked my mom because I'm cool like that!

(is that supposed to be funny?! Are you laughing!! :)

Lesley said...

I jumped on a goat because i can. Enough said!

Mitchell Family said...

I kissed a ninja because I can!

Haha, that is funny. I might have to post that on my blog.

Jennie Minor said...

I yelled at a phone because I'm cool like that! haha. that was so fun. Thanks!

Kristal said...

I karate chopped a monster because I'm sexy and do what I want!

Ha--ya! Scadoosh!

Rachel said...

I jumped on a gangster because I'm sexy and do what I want!
That was fun!

The Dorny Family said...

I licked my brother because I'm sexy and I do what I want. (This would be quite disturbing if I actually had a brother...whew!)

Sarah said...

sad... I ran over my brother because that's how I roll. :( Sorry bro! lol

Nic@Nite said...

I jumped on a smurf because I can.

Hey I love your blog. Congrats on being pregnant, I am due in May as well. I love those hair clip, will have to make those this weekend- for sure!

Alisha said...

I danced with a squirrel because I can!

Happy Thanksgiving :)

The Larson's said...

I love coming to your blog. You always crack me up. Plus, I love getting your recipes that you put up there. Are you going to be in town over the holidays?